Questions

Questions about Vincent Valentine:

1. How does he get dressed without tearing up his clothes?  
2. He can walk with those funny plated boots and a gun that stretches from hip to knee strapped to his leg.  How?!?
3. Why was Hojo able to shoot him down so easily?  Come on, Vincent was a Turk!  He should have been able to anticipate it.  
4. Why do people insist pairing him up with Yuffie?  She’s 19 and he’s 60.  That’s just wrong!
5. Why do people pair him with Cid?  Cid’s already married to Shera.  
6. In the original game, Turk Vincent had blue eyes, and then they changed to red after Hojo got a hold of him.  Yet in Dirge of Cerberus, his eyes were always red.  How does that work?  
7. Lucretia had green eyes in the original game, and in DoC she gets brown.  What was Square Enix thinking?  
8. How come the two most annoying characters got to join Vincent in DoC?  
9. When did Vincent combine with Chaos?  
10. How come the Galian Beast is bipedal in DoC, but a quadruped in FFVII?
11. Doesn’t Vincent get hot in all that black leather?  
12. How would you stomp on Vincent’s feet without hurting yourself?  
13. Has Vincent ever seen a comb?  
14. In DoC you get to enter the basement room where Vincent is first found…there’s a person in his coffin.  Why?
15. How would Vincent fit in such a small coffin anyway?  
16. Why would Lucretia choose Hojo over Vincent?
17. If Vincent was injected with Jenova Cells, why didn’t he get Geostigma?  
18. Why does Sephiroth have slitted pupils and Vincent doesn’t?
19. What ever happened to the other limit breakers in DoC?  
20.   Why did everybody get to perform limit breakers in Advent Children, but Vincent didn’t?  Chaos would be so cool looking!
21. Vincent has to reload his gun, but Barrett doesn’t.  Why?  
22. What happened to Vincent’s mother?
23. Why does Vincent wear an archer’s armguard?  
24. What’s with the three buckles on his leg?  They have nothing to do with the gun holster!